@alistair_blunt Hi. I can't seem to find "file" or "path". The only "file"s I know of are the one on the upper left corner inside a Pd patch, the one at the same location in the "main" Pd window ("terminal" or whatever you wanna call it), and the one in the Pd directory (or any other directory opened in Windows 8.1, which is a crap OS). Is the OS to blame, or am I just being really nooby? Please help, I really need this 'drunk' object!